Comments on: Kim Jong Robinson and Other Mid-Shift Daydreams

By: paddy

paddy — Thu, 02 Jul 2009 14:10:25 +0000

An apologetic no is the best reply for the gay query. Followed by some loud and detailed directions to the nearest beat if sir is really keen to meet some likeminded souls.

By: daisyfae

daisyfae — Tue, 30 Jun 2009 16:00:21 +0000

crikey! how could you have missed the obvious? The Aussie Bear took a fancy to you… D’uh!

By: MaryAnn McCarra-Fitzpatrick

MaryAnn McCarra-Fitzpatrick — Tue, 30 Jun 2009 15:57:16 +0000

I usually answer personal questions with a question of my own….that generally brings the matter to a halt.

The last such question was whether my (recently born) baby was “an accident”!!!!

MaryAnn

By: Manuel The Waiter

Manuel The Waiter — Tue, 30 Jun 2009 14:00:40 +0000

Medbh: bwahahahahaha biggest laugh of the day and I’ve been up since 6am.

By: Medbh

Medbh — Tue, 30 Jun 2009 13:58:40 +0000

You could have gone all Bruno on him by saying you were, was he interested, with a little pinch at the end, Manuel.

By: Manuel The Waiter

Manuel The Waiter — Tue, 30 Jun 2009 11:13:23 +0000

Maxi Cane: yes, why are you back in the game again? didn’t you leave the world of waiting for better things? sake…….they always come back, on their belly’s, begging for the crumbs……always….

By: Maxi Cane

Maxi Cane — Tue, 30 Jun 2009 09:51:51 +0000

Back in the waiter game recently and I’ve been experiencing the person not on holiday, but just a break. Over for a wedding or renunion or whatever.

Last week I had an American who gave me an envelope with €300 in it to “Take care of his wife”. It was either to bury her under the walk in fridge or give her a portion.

Neither was appealling. So I left the envelope at reception for him to collect at check out.

My thanks? A note from him asking what kind of IRA man I was.

By: Manuel The Waiter

Manuel The Waiter — Tue, 30 Jun 2009 09:20:35 +0000

Hola indeed!

Normally they just want a four course snackette before they get something to eat back in their hotel……..true story

By: Manuel Estimulo

Manuel Estimulo — Tue, 30 Jun 2009 09:16:27 +0000

Hola Other Manuel!!

Americans? In a restaurant? What could they possibly have been doing in there?

By: Manuel The Waiter

Manuel The Waiter — Tue, 30 Jun 2009 09:06:47 +0000

Fat Sparrow: I’d say the spouse sparrow would be disappointed if he doesn’t get his windows bricked……anyhoo you have to be Romanian/Polish/Hungarian etc to get your windows bricked these days….it;s all just changing too fast for me, I miss the old ways when you got your house bricked for being, “themuns” and not just because you were foreign…..

rubbish knitter: toast’s mum sounds like a very wise woman……hehehe

Sweary: You think I haven’t asked that very question? You think I don’t look at them with a picture of pity and confusion? Cos I do…..it’s so fucking weird…..but still it’s cheaper than the free state where it costs most of your holiday money just to get a pie n a pint…….

BPC: it’s a geg eh init?

Jimmy Bastard: bwahahahahaha nearly spat my tea out…….nearly

Flann: bwahahahaha