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St. Bernadette Must Be Spinning in Her Reliquary Like a Tumble Drier!!
June 4, 2009 – 1:28 pm | No Comment
St. Bernadette Must Be Spinning in Her Reliquary Like a Tumble Drier!!

Si, is an actual photograph, in colour, taken at the time, of Our Lady making an apparition in front of poor ignorant hallucinating French peasant girl Bernadette Soubirous in the grotto in Lourdes, France. Of …

J is for Jesus!
June 4, 2009 – 1:26 pm | No Comment
J is for Jesus!

Virgin births is much more commonplace in Spain than people realize!

Christmas is a very important time of the year for Christians (only Easter is busier, because that was not just when Jesus was crucified and …

Ireland: For the Best Beggars in the World!
June 4, 2009 – 1:24 pm | One Comment
Ireland:  For the Best Beggars in the World!

A big miracle is happened on a street in Limerick! This beggar man who is blind and disabled miraculously recover his vision and ability to walk and drink coffee, all at the same time. And …

Toothprick
June 2, 2009 – 5:30 am | One Comment
Toothprick

“Waiter!”
I was being summonsed by a very large very sweaty very unattractive man. Being wrapped, as he was, in a couple of thousands pounds worth of Armani cut cloth really didn’t distract from the hideousness …

Stamping Down on Real Ale Drinkers and the Causes of Real Ale Drinkers
June 2, 2009 – 5:25 am | No Comment
Stamping Down on Real Ale Drinkers and the Causes of Real Ale Drinkers

Lord save me from Real Ale Drinkers. For those of you who are lucky enough not to know what it is Real ale is “beer brewed from traditional ingredients, matured by secondary fermentation in the …

The Chronicles of Spiderbastard
June 2, 2009 – 5:12 am | One Comment
The Chronicles of Spiderbastard

So I had this customer the other day…….ah fuck it you’ve heard it all before. I’m too tired to write it up today. Suffice to say he was a dick, he did dickish things, and spoke with a dickish tone. I didn’t like him. The usual blah blah blah. But it’s not him that has me tired. I’m afraid it takes more than a dickish man doing dickish things whilst speaking with a dickish tone to keep me awake at night. No I have a new house guest. And this new house guest has kept me awake two nights on the trot now.

Waiter Art…
June 2, 2009 – 1:15 am | One Comment
Waiter Art…

by David Shrigley
from the book “Ants have sex in your beer”
Makes me chuckle every time!