Comments on: Final Page: Grizzled Justice

By: Flann O'Coonassa

Flann O'Coonassa — Sat, 04 Jul 2009 00:05:32 +0000

I’m glad you asked MaryAnn. Daniel Radcliffe is attached to play the loose cannon McDiesel. And Mickey Rourke is slated to play clean-cut Stenson. Some have suggested we’re hiring backwards, but I like to cast against type. We’re also in talks with Dame Judy Dench to play the male role of Dr Blackhorn.

By: MaryAnn McCarra-Fitzpatrick

MaryAnn McCarra-Fitzpatrick — Fri, 03 Jul 2009 22:36:59 +0000

I want to know when this will be made into a movie…..!!!

MaryAnn

By: Flann O'Coonassa

Flann O'Coonassa — Fri, 03 Jul 2009 13:14:43 +0000

Thanking you Sniffle and Manuel!

By: Sniffle

Sniffle — Thu, 02 Jul 2009 23:22:31 +0000

Great stuff Flann. And the comments too.

By: Manuel The Waiter

Manuel The Waiter — Thu, 02 Jul 2009 21:05:51 +0000

Best. Post. Yet…….more! more!

By: Flann O'Coonassa

Flann O'Coonassa — Thu, 02 Jul 2009 12:47:25 +0000

Maxi, he has emotional problems that a gaggle of shrinks couldn’t address in a thousand lifetimes. You’re talking about a guy who has borne more pain than Christ, unyieldingly and without complaint.

His one regret though, which he harbours quietly, is that he just doesn’t seem to be able to let anybody “in”. Keeps everybody at arm’s length. Not surprising really, considering 6 of his last 8 girlfriends have been killed by his criminal adversaries, purely to ’send out a message’.

By: Flann O'Coonassa

Flann O'Coonassa — Thu, 02 Jul 2009 12:35:00 +0000

Gruger. A finer and more deadly martial artist, there is not. You’re right on the money Swe.Ge, about the pre-showdown showdown. The man essentially toyed with McDiesel, bamboozling him with a dazzling array of ornate kicks and punches.

Sure, his accent slipped on occasion, deviating between South African and Zimbabwean, and the 80s called demanding his blonde ponytail back, but as a fighter? The man was a sadistic killing machine.

Unluckily for him though, McDiesel has inner reserves of grizzle that make Grizzly Adams look like Florence Nightingale. Having taken a ferocious hiding from Gruger, McDiesel seized upon a single lapse in concentration from Gruger, and drove a pitchfork directly into the groin of his attacker.

He then muttered something that sounded distinctly like “time to take out the trash” (I’m paraphrasing here), before driving the quasi-ninja through a plate glass window, after which he fell several storeys to his death, ultimately impaling upon a protruding, unexplainable metal spike. With his last, blood-bubbled breath, he snarled “Fucking….cops”.

By: Maxi Cane

Maxi Cane — Thu, 02 Jul 2009 12:21:32 +0000

Sounds like he has some deep emotional problems that will explain why he will be found dead outside a popular gloryhole truck stop.

By: Swe.Ge

Swe.Ge — Thu, 02 Jul 2009 12:14:47 +0000

What happened to Gruger, Blackhorns sadistic No 1 White South African\ Vietnamese henchman, trained in the deadly arts of Dimac and bodyparts torture, who could kill a man with a matchstick inserted up his nose to sever the cerebral cortex, faster than it takes a two dollar whore to wipe her pussy after a trick in the back of McDiesel’s car, and who usually turns up for the final pre showdown showdown, kicks several shades of shite out of our hero before dying gloriuosly in a nuclear bomb-in-a-suitcase-hidden-under-the-car-explosion ?

By: Flann O'Coonassa

Flann O'Coonassa — Thu, 02 Jul 2009 10:13:51 +0000

Emordino, the book was printed in Broadsheet size, which undoubtedly contributed to its poor sales. It also came with a wrought iron cover, weighing upwards of 11 kilos. I was successfully sued in a class action suit for damages rendered to readers’ spines. Cost me a pretty penny.