Comments on: Reality Shites

By: Old Knudsen

Old Knudsen — Mon, 27 Jul 2009 21:20:40 +0000

I would build the big brother hoose with asbestos and put lead in the water.

yes I’d move them to Ireland.

By: MaryAnn McCarra-Fitzpatrick

MaryAnn McCarra-Fitzpatrick — Fri, 03 Jul 2009 22:44:56 +0000

Moving is sheer unadulterated hell. I would rather have a tooth pulled without the benefit of an anaesthetic than move again (which we will, invariably, since DH considers our current neighborhood “too urban” and can’t often find a parking spot unless he approaches Bronxville, the next town over….).

So, off we go to the country (one of these years). I guess I can always raise chickens……

MaryAnn

By: Sweary

Sweary — Fri, 03 Jul 2009 10:37:55 +0000

You people sicken me.

All I wanted to do was launch them into a rockface.

By: Swe.Ge

Swe.Ge — Fri, 03 Jul 2009 10:14:25 +0000

…when the last contestant has been consumed, the cannibals will then consume each other in a frenzied holocaust, and the lone survivor will then consume him\herself, supporting the theory of “self sustainment on a desert island”.

By: galwaywegian

galwaywegian — Fri, 03 Jul 2009 09:42:38 +0000

…or Fiann’s idea

By: Flann O'Coonassa

Flann O'Coonassa — Fri, 03 Jul 2009 09:28:24 +0000

…the tiger’s cubs have also been placed in the diary room, so that the tiger will feel her offspring are threatened when the door springs open. Also, the contestant will have been pre-smeared (with no idea why) in antelope blood, and have their hands cuffed behind their back. They will have to press the diary room door-open button with their face.

By: Flann O'Coonassa

Flann O'Coonassa — Fri, 03 Jul 2009 09:22:41 +0000

Well, I’ve always wanted to see more of a “12 man enter, 1 man leave” vibe on the show. Everybody randomly selects a weapon from the ‘trove of mystery’ on their way in. Some lucky sods get knives, or semi-automatic machine guns; others get a giant shoe, or a novelty-sized spatula.

Then comes the twist. The last surviving contestant, believing himself to the recipient of 50,000 euro (or some similarly underwhelming amount), instead is called to the diary room, which has been loaded with a fully-grown, starved and deliberately agitated Bengal tiger.

By: galwaywegian

galwaywegian — Fri, 03 Jul 2009 08:22:06 +0000

They could get all of the inmates’ ACTUAL big brothers to visit, eat all the food, drink all the drink and then beat the shite out of them. hahaha

By: Sweary

Sweary — Fri, 03 Jul 2009 08:20:36 +0000

See? This is why I’m a vegetarian now.

By: Swe.Ge

Swe.Ge — Fri, 03 Jul 2009 07:39:29 +0000

A troop of notable international cannibals selected from different countries, ranging from Armin Mueller Stahl to the American Jack Owen Spillman III,also known as the Werewolf Butcher,should do the trick.

One particular individual, a former Rap star known as “Big Lurch”, could provide the entertainment, while gnawing on Sopheyeahs ribcage.

Issei Sagawawa,punished for the crime of murdering and eating a dutch student while attending the Sorbonne in Paris after his release from a french prison, has become a celebrity chef in Japan, (Those Japanese Eh?) I’m sure he could come up with some creative recipes, while getting the contestants to unknowningly consume each other.

I’m sure the unexplained disappearances could be put down to creative differences or what ever.