Comments on: It’s All So Ghastly, Frightful and Frankly Rather Disappointing

By: Conan Drumm

Conan Drumm — Tue, 21 Jul 2009 08:54:13 +0000

Perhaps an interwebbery caff will open in the former shop and welcome you with your eccentric macintosh technology?

By: Boxer

Boxer — Wed, 08 Jul 2009 04:00:46 +0000

One word: god damn VISTA. Being “PC” is hellish. Stealing wifi is eazy.

By: daisyfae

daisyfae — Tue, 07 Jul 2009 16:07:32 +0000

oh misery… i was without internet access for a week after the hurricane hit the middle of the US last September and i was a wreck… roving bands of internet bootleggers went from wireless cafe to wireless cafe, seeking signal. end of days…

By: Medbh

Medbh — Tue, 07 Jul 2009 14:26:12 +0000

The last time I went into the corner shop a child pulled my hair, called it a wig and then screamed I was a monster.

I’ll stick to the big anonymous shops, thanks.

By: Manuel The Waiter

Manuel The Waiter — Tue, 07 Jul 2009 11:42:54 +0000

Old k: whats with the blur quotes…. Never had you down as the britpop type… Brit yes pop no…

Other manuel: nutella? How filthy… You europeans eh… Crazy

By: Flann O'Coonassa

Flann O'Coonassa — Tue, 07 Jul 2009 10:28:20 +0000

Hey Manuel, let’s not declare this an ill without knowing what might replace the closing shop. A candy floss outlet store? A very tiny rodeo (most likely using short-arse donkeys in lieu of horses)? A water park for pygmies? The possibilities are endless*

* – actual number of possibilities, seventeen.

By: Fat Sparrow

Fat Sparrow — Tue, 07 Jul 2009 10:05:03 +0000

Well, I would feel sorry for you, but I’m a heartless cunt who only last year still had (wait for it) dial-up.

But I truly do apologize for you guys having Lifetime movies. I mean, spreading American “culture” is one thing, but that is just beyond…

And I do sympathize with the Mac thing. I was raised on Macs, got my first one in 1983, and PC’s just don’t compare. I only have a PC because I can’t afford a Mac. My stupid PC spends a lot of time and effort scanning for “malicious software,” which is really a hoot, as the only malicious software I have ever found on here is Microsoft.

Want to hear something really funny? Here in Southern California, where the sun shines 24/7, 365 days a year, there are bazillions of tanning salons. That’s right, half the population puts on SPF 70 every day, and the other half pays for tanning salons.

By: Manuel Estimulo

Manuel Estimulo — Tue, 07 Jul 2009 09:20:10 +0000

Hola Other Manuel!

Is very wise words indeed. It make me run straight to my cupboards and hug all my Nutella.

By: Old Knudsen

Old Knudsen — Tue, 07 Jul 2009 07:33:33 +0000

Its God’s way of telling you to lay off the pork pies and get some exercise.
I refuse to feel sorry for someone who runs into a flock of pigeons while waving a Samurai sword …………… not that I’m saying you do that.

By: Manuel The Waiter

Manuel The Waiter — Tue, 07 Jul 2009 06:25:14 +0000

Savannah: having to walk that extra 200yds to the next shop
is gonna get really fuckibg old really fucking quick… Why me jebus, why me?!