Comments on: Coddlescopes http://www.coddlepot.com/2009/07/09/coddlescopes/ Craic agus Ceol (warning: ceol not available. Craic may vary) Sun, 13 Jun 2010 16:05:16 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.9.2 hourly 1 By: Flann O'Coonassa http://www.coddlepot.com/2009/07/09/coddlescopes/comment-page-1/#comment-366 Flann O'Coonassa Mon, 13 Jul 2009 21:50:21 +0000 http://www.coddlepot.com/?p=612#comment-366 Absolutely B. If you're dead, then it's all legal and above board. You might want to make sure you're definitely dead though. I recommend asking a trusted friend to dismember your corpse. The last thing you want is to somehow 'revive' a day or two from now and find yourself landed with an insurance fraud charge. Whereas if you're a headless, limbless torso, the law can't touch you. Absolutely B. If you’re dead, then it’s all legal and above board. You might want to make sure you’re definitely dead though.

I recommend asking a trusted friend to dismember your corpse. The last thing you want is to somehow ‘revive’ a day or two from now and find yourself landed with an insurance fraud charge. Whereas if you’re a headless, limbless torso, the law can’t touch you.

]]> By: B http://www.coddlepot.com/2009/07/09/coddlescopes/comment-page-1/#comment-363 B Mon, 13 Jul 2009 18:51:07 +0000 http://www.coddlepot.com/?p=612#comment-363 I'm dead now? Does that mean I can get my death insurance cashed in? I’m dead now?

Does that mean I can get my death insurance cashed in?

]]> By: the ghost of wacko jacko http://www.coddlepot.com/2009/07/09/coddlescopes/comment-page-1/#comment-345 the ghost of wacko jacko Fri, 10 Jul 2009 13:46:05 +0000 http://www.coddlepot.com/?p=612#comment-345 no flann its me billy jean himself.. i know i promised you a shot on bubbles years ago for that donation you made to the kiddie ghost train in neverland.. maybe this is why you pretend to know not of me.. heeee huuuuuu... or would it be that court case i tried to rope you into with the kiddie fiddle chargers... anyway.. i forgive you.. heal the world etc etc... love you an adopted white child.. michael jackson... no flann its me billy jean himself.. i know i promised you a shot on bubbles years ago for that donation you made to the kiddie ghost train in neverland.. maybe this is why you pretend to know not of me.. heeee huuuuuu… or would it be that court case i tried to rope you into with the kiddie fiddle chargers… anyway.. i forgive you.. heal the world etc etc…
love you an adopted white child..
michael jackson…

]]> By: Flann O'Coonassa http://www.coddlepot.com/2009/07/09/coddlescopes/comment-page-1/#comment-344 Flann O'Coonassa Fri, 10 Jul 2009 12:57:39 +0000 http://www.coddlepot.com/?p=612#comment-344 I deliberately sidestepped Arachne Swe.Ge. Anybody born within that particular zodiac's narrow window, does things to horses that would have no business in an equestrian setting, if you catch my drift. Don't believe me? Leave an Arachne alone in a room with a DVD of Black Beauty for 5 - 10 seconds, and I guarantee you they'll be into their nip and tugging away at themselves. Sickening it is. I deliberately sidestepped Arachne Swe.Ge. Anybody born within that particular zodiac’s narrow window, does things to horses that would have no business in an equestrian setting, if you catch my drift.

Don’t believe me? Leave an Arachne alone in a room with a DVD of Black Beauty for 5 – 10 seconds, and I guarantee you they’ll be into their nip and tugging away at themselves. Sickening it is.

]]> By: Swe.Ge http://www.coddlepot.com/2009/07/09/coddlescopes/comment-page-1/#comment-343 Swe.Ge Fri, 10 Jul 2009 12:45:03 +0000 http://www.coddlepot.com/?p=612#comment-343 You forgot Arachne, the fabled 13th sign...whose omission from the current zodiac has a long story attached to it, which escapes me for now... You forgot Arachne, the fabled 13th sign…whose omission from the current zodiac has a long story attached to it, which escapes me for now…

]]> By: Flann O'Coonassa http://www.coddlepot.com/2009/07/09/coddlescopes/comment-page-1/#comment-342 Flann O'Coonassa Fri, 10 Jul 2009 10:01:25 +0000 http://www.coddlepot.com/?p=612#comment-342 The Ghost of Wacko Jacko, you remind me of someone. A musician, I think. You're not Ronan Keating are you? Or Dana? The Ghost of Wacko Jacko, you remind me of someone. A musician, I think. You’re not Ronan Keating are you? Or Dana?

]]> By: the ghost of wacko jacko http://www.coddlepot.com/2009/07/09/coddlescopes/comment-page-1/#comment-333 the ghost of wacko jacko Fri, 10 Jul 2009 07:36:21 +0000 http://www.coddlepot.com/?p=612#comment-333 hi flann.. its a pleasure to be talking to you agian.. shamone mutha fucka.. as an aquarius i must point out that i think youv got your months wrong.. heeee huuuu... i had a very nice sales man call to neverland last month and as you know im a bit short of money (thanks for the loan) beat it beat it... and i was talked into parting with all my vital organs... heee huuuu.. with the promise of a hefty price... but as you know things went wrong and im now dead.. bummer ay.. heeeee huuuuu.. and to pour salt on the wound ebay wont let him sell them so there worthless... so im pretty much passing the book of blame to you flann.. a month out means alot.. ps bubbles says hi.. micheal jackson.... hhhheeeeeeeeeee hhhhhhuuuuuuuuuuuuu hi flann..
its a pleasure to be talking to you agian.. shamone mutha fucka..
as an aquarius i must point out that i think youv got your months wrong.. heeee huuuu… i had a very nice sales man call to neverland last month and as you know im a bit short of money (thanks for the loan) beat it beat it… and i was talked into parting with all my vital organs… heee huuuu.. with the promise of a hefty price… but as you know things went wrong and im now dead.. bummer ay.. heeeee huuuuu.. and to pour salt on the wound ebay wont let him sell them so there worthless… so im pretty much passing the book of blame to you flann.. a month out means alot..
ps bubbles says hi..
micheal jackson….
hhhheeeeeeeeeee hhhhhhuuuuuuuuuuuuu

]]> By: Flann O'Coonassa http://www.coddlepot.com/2009/07/09/coddlescopes/comment-page-1/#comment-330 Flann O'Coonassa Thu, 09 Jul 2009 17:42:54 +0000 http://www.coddlepot.com/?p=612#comment-330 Ah, I presume you were born on a leap year's February 29th Sniffle, making your star sign the mighty platypus? Would it surprise you that I forecast death on your horizon? Not horrible, blindingly painful death, but still... Ah, I presume you were born on a leap year’s February 29th Sniffle, making your star sign the mighty platypus? Would it surprise you that I forecast death on your horizon? Not horrible, blindingly painful death, but still…

]]> By: Sniffle http://www.coddlepot.com/2009/07/09/coddlescopes/comment-page-1/#comment-329 Sniffle Thu, 09 Jul 2009 16:18:46 +0000 http://www.coddlepot.com/?p=612#comment-329 My star sign is missing Flan? Was it something I said ? My star sign is missing Flan? Was it something I said ?

]]> By: Flann O'Coonassa http://www.coddlepot.com/2009/07/09/coddlescopes/comment-page-1/#comment-328 Flann O'Coonassa Thu, 09 Jul 2009 13:39:29 +0000 http://www.coddlepot.com/?p=612#comment-328 No problem Wendy. Honestly, coddlescoping is more a pleasure than a chore. Nothing -- and I do mean, nothing at all -- pleases me more than foretelling someone's death. Everybody craves to know when they're going to die, so it's a rich, untapped market for a weaver of prescience like myself (and to a lesser extent, Uri Gellar). No problem Wendy. Honestly, coddlescoping is more a pleasure than a chore. Nothing — and I do mean, nothing at all — pleases me more than foretelling someone’s death. Everybody craves to know when they’re going to die, so it’s a rich, untapped market for a weaver of prescience like myself (and to a lesser extent, Uri Gellar).

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