Comments on: I Am Celebrity

By: Liv

Liv — Thu, 23 Jul 2009 19:53:24 +0000

Congratulations! Good to hear you were recognized for your work and you had a good time. Did they ask the questions you hoped they would? I’ve always wondered what I’d say during an interview, too. Knowing myself, I’d have to say as little as possible or end up wishing I’d just stayed locked in my basement with my blog.

By: Sweary

Sweary — Sun, 19 Jul 2009 23:15:06 +0000

Thanks, everyone. I did enjoy myself. It was tremendous craic, although the audience was far more intellectual than myself, which was worrying. And Jimmy, I think you were in the wrong hall; that sounds like the “Sustainable Communities” gig, which I hear was wild. The person in the trackies and Choos was Duncan Stewart, forever pushing the boundaries of local culture and pissing all over convention. My hero.

Migraine time. I’m off to sleep the sleep of the incorrectly-wired.

By: Vincent

Vincent — Sun, 19 Jul 2009 19:34:23 +0000

No Fun.

By: Jimmy Bastard

Jimmy Bastard — Sun, 19 Jul 2009 15:47:52 +0000

I came.. I saw… but I was disappointed. There was no sausages on sticks, pork pie with egg, and not a drap o’ the oul Irn Bru in sight. Just to top it all off, everyone was clothed, and the strippers I was told “aren’t coming on until after the back of nine.”

I thought you was cracking by the way, but the trackie bottoms and the Jimmy Choo heels just didnae gel.

I’ll be waiting in the bar with a large brandy.

Amen

By: Medbh

Medbh — Sat, 18 Jul 2009 15:08:17 +0000

You’ll be brilliant, Sweary.
Enjoy yourself.

By: Fiona

Fiona — Sat, 18 Jul 2009 09:55:37 +0000

Minstrels and Pringles? Genius!

By: Sweary

Sweary — Sat, 18 Jul 2009 00:24:53 +0000

Vince, we shall know by Monday. If there’s no post, then no, they didn’t let me out.

And Kevin - thanks. Your promised fiver is in the post.

By: Kevin

Kevin — Fri, 17 Jul 2009 20:13:55 +0000

My eyes flash with titilation at the way you write. You don’t just turn a phrase, you spin it. You are, gurl, a lexicon DJ.

By: Vincent

Vincent — Fri, 17 Jul 2009 11:11:39 +0000

Will they let you out.

By: Sweary

Sweary — Fri, 17 Jul 2009 11:06:49 +0000

Ah, Mr. Flann. I didn’t see you there (my fatal error, perhaps).

I do intend to make as much of a mess of the whole thing as possible, become the Kerry Katona of the blogging world, and elevate coddlepot.com to ridiculous, car-crash-style heights in doing so. We’ll be in Heat magazine snorting ants off the back of Twink’s knees before you know it!