Comments on: Interview with God

By: Flann O'Coonassa

Flann O'Coonassa — Fri, 07 Aug 2009 09:30:10 +0000

When I mentioned transubstantiation Sniffle, he said “look over there” and pointed to my left. I looked to my left, and when I returned my gaze to its original orientation, the Big Fella was nowhere to be seen.

He returned an hour later, but every time I tried to broach transubstantiation, the pattern repeated.

By: Sniffle

Sniffle — Fri, 07 Aug 2009 00:01:05 +0000

Scientology Flann, validation on Coddle pot, validation at last, Ron rocks. Did God mention anything about the transubstantiation gig, I mean does it hurt much when he/she morphs and also, the unpredictible weather, what’s that all about?

Are you going to Andrea’s wedding? ( or did it happen already !)

By: Flann O'Coonassa

Flann O'Coonassa — Thu, 06 Aug 2009 20:06:00 +0000

Hey Knudsen, give God’s parenting skills a break. He’s doing his best, but Jeebus is a handful. When he’s not parting the water in the jacks, causing havoc with the plumbing, he’s getting arrested by the Angel Squad for his fishes and loaves scam.

By: Flann O'Coonassa

Flann O'Coonassa — Thu, 06 Aug 2009 20:02:00 +0000

Hey Minnow, I have to pick you up on that. Jesus 1 had cameos in every installment of The Wilogy*

* – Free Willy Trilogy.

By: Flann O'Coonassa

Flann O'Coonassa — Thu, 06 Aug 2009 20:01:07 +0000

Manuel, just because he didn’t mention you by name, does not mean that the Spanish are not the chosen people.

By: Old Knudsen

Old Knudsen — Thu, 06 Aug 2009 19:24:26 +0000

That would be ‘deity’ without a cause I’m mixing meds today.

By: Old Knudsen

Old Knudsen — Thu, 06 Aug 2009 19:23:29 +0000

I heard it was lord Lucan who shot Shergar just after he joined the IRA, he is also responsible for using his English accent to tell the Paras to ‘open fire’ on Bloody Sunday. If ya can’t shoot a load of bogsiders in Londonderry without getting into trouble then what is the point?

Yes I did use the correct Londonderry name, excuse me while I hock up a Lurgan, thats better.

God won’t be winning any parent of the year awards its no wonder that Jeebus hangs out with lucifer so much. Diet without a cause.

By: Native Minnow

Native Minnow — Thu, 06 Aug 2009 19:06:27 +0000

Tom Cruise as Jesus 2? I’m pretty sure Jesus 1 never would’ve starred in a movie as bad as Valkyrie.

By: Manuel Estimulo

Manuel Estimulo — Thu, 06 Aug 2009 18:31:46 +0000

Hola Flann!

I will not dignify this travesty with a comment.

Besos

Manuel

By: Flann O'Coonassa

Flann O'Coonassa — Thu, 06 Aug 2009 16:11:59 +0000

Certainly Martin. I believe he had a Vespa out front, but I get the feeling he didn’t use it much, on account of his ability to simply ‘appear’ wherever he wants. Then again, I picked up on some tension between himself and God, specifically around the former’s propensity for appearing in women’s showers.