Comments on: Skinny Hitches

By: Sweary

Sweary — Tue, 18 Aug 2009 06:23:31 +0000

Yeah, but if they feel better about themselves, their eating disorders disappear.

Your plan is doomed to fail, I’m afeared.

By: Johnny

Johnny — Mon, 17 Aug 2009 18:07:21 +0000

anorexics mightn’t realise it but their condition might be the key to world hunger. to wit – when the anorexic/bullemic decides to puke up their meager lunch they are directed to spew into a specially designed recycling bucket. their boke is then processed, purified and shipped to the starving of the world. problem solved, and it makes the skinny minnies feel a little better about themselves.

By: Sweary

Sweary — Mon, 17 Aug 2009 14:12:01 +0000

In all seriousness …

The easy answer is that “men like curves”. However, women who have gone through periods of being dangerously thin have spoken about the serious male attention they got when being but a bag a’ bones. Men might say they like curves, but they tend to come over all Manly Protector when faced with a fragile lollipop-head in a cocktail dress.

By: MaryAnn McCarra-Fitzpatrick

MaryAnn McCarra-Fitzpatrick — Mon, 17 Aug 2009 13:43:54 +0000

Hmmmmmm.

There seems to be far more scrutiny of women gaining and losing….from what I’ve observed no one minds a man putting on a few pounds or two (or his hair going a little grey)….in fact, on some men, it can be attractive.

While clothes probably do “hang” better on a thin frame I wonder if men really do prefer these terribly thin ones, especially when they are so scrawny?

Women spend countless hours on their weight, hair, make up, clothing, et cetera….all with a view to attracting a man (or keeping up with other females).

So…I wonder…what do men really want?

By: Sweary

Sweary — Mon, 17 Aug 2009 11:09:42 +0000

Really? Goddammit. Are you sure, like? I find that I get very cranky when hungry, and crankiness breeds art, don’t you know. But I suppose you ARE a waiter, so you probably know best.

Oh well, back to the drawing board. And the chip pan.

By: Manuel The Waiter

Manuel The Waiter — Mon, 17 Aug 2009 10:48:41 +0000

naw, have to disagree with your conclusion that, “if I were a few pounds lighter, I would be a little angrier”. I am as fat as a slim American and spend my life in a semi permanent rage. My tum tum is never empty thus also blowing the myth of the jolly fat man wide open….fat n angry, that’s me……I also get tired a lot….

By: Sweary

Sweary — Mon, 17 Aug 2009 10:31:52 +0000

Stuff and nonsense!

There’s no depth to Cheryl Cole!

By: Flann O'Coonassa

Flann O'Coonassa — Mon, 17 Aug 2009 10:18:14 +0000

I think you’re wrong about Cheryl Cole Sweary. I hear she’s a good 20 stone, but that her bulk exclusively extends backwards instead of sideways. That’s why you never see her from a side profile. If you did, you’d note that she was over a meter and a half deep.

By: Sweary

Sweary — Mon, 17 Aug 2009 08:20:15 +0000

B, I think there should be some sort of war declared on the lunacy that is Kerry Katona and her ever increasing/decreasing flab battalions. Since when is someone's enjoyment of chip butties fucking news? If there's anything worse than a sleb being praised for being emaciated, it's one happy to be berated over her normal figure for cash. Sparra, I only watch tv these days for The Simpsons. And E!'s Super Skinniest Celebrity Sexpots, obviously. Vince, my girl-child has already been conditioned to howl, "What a load of cock" at mascara ads. I can't imagine a boy-child indulging me so. And Rabbit, indeed, indeed.

By: White Rabbit

White Rabbit — Mon, 17 Aug 2009 07:58:55 +0000

Needs.

More.

Sandwiches.

Indeed.