Isn’t the problem with Zombies that they always reform?

I’m sure they played the Bridgewater Hall not long ago.

Bye

Martin

Not just the original zombie but also the only zombie who was the Son of God.

Freedom, yes, but freedom within the constrainst of a militarised and highly hierarchical theocratic society with harsh discipline meted out to sinners, miscreants, and nonbelievers. This is what Jesus would have wanted, had he lived. Which he did.

Besos

Manuel

Si. Is known as the incommensurabiltiy of language. In the Spanish edition he is sent up to God in a rocket.

Besos

Manuel

And lo, Jesus did return from the temple where he did speak unto the apostle Paul.

“Brains,” he did say.
Could you elaborate?” asked Paul.
“Fresh brains,” replied Jesus.

And with God’s wisdom, Paul coincidentally ascended into heaven that very afternoon. The putrefied, mutilated carcass found at the back of the temple, though resembling Paul, was definitely not him, because he was ascended into heaven, as mentioned.

Also vinegar and ketchup, I believe. But they must be cooked well.

We will ask the Other Manuel.

Besos

Manuel

It would probably sting like bejaysus on the recently armless, though.

I have already bought my own Samurai sword to test Herr Mengele’s claims. I have a control group of British lager louts on order from Ayia Napa as we speak. They are being shipped in a Russian container vessel. In fact they should have arrive by now.

Holy Roman Catholics as a whole are not zombies, of course. They only consume the flesh and blood of a dead man. Is not the same thing.

Besos

Manuel

And I would not be surprised about that Jesus being a zombie, as he was quite the chancer, anyway. “Whosever partakes of my body will have eternal life,” indeed. Men will say anything to get their bits into someone’s mouth, including that they’re the son of God.