Comments on: Interview with Michael Jackson (via Uri Geller)

By: Rua

Rua — Sat, 05 Sep 2009 11:45:03 +0000

Michael Jackson used to be black, then he became white, now he’s kind of grey….

sorry, context is for pussy’s, couldn’t be helped

By: Flann O'Coonassa

Flann O'Coonassa — Sun, 30 Aug 2009 19:55:11 +0000

Liv: Uri told me that himself and Jackson would often lie in bed and spoon. I can’t be certain what he meant by that.

C’est La Craic: Hendrix isn’t dead. Himself, Elvis and Sinatra have an incognito, three piece jazz combo just off the Vegas strip.

By: C'est La Craic

C'est La Craic — Sat, 29 Aug 2009 15:36:50 +0000

Uri is gas in Louis Theroux’s search for Michael Jackson. He acts like his pimp. Couldn’t you have asked Geller to channel Hendrix or something?

By: Liv

Liv — Mon, 24 Aug 2009 20:01:30 +0000

Wow. Hardcore. Uri isn’t afraid to go where no woman has gone before. But the spoon? That’s just wrong.

By: Flann O'Coonassa

Flann O'Coonassa — Thu, 20 Aug 2009 15:45:56 +0000

Hey Sniffle, I’m in talks to cover Andrea’s wedding for VCM. Unfortunately, those talks are taking place exclusively between two of the voices within my head, one of which is of the opinion that Andrea should be kidnapped and held for ransom. It’s a very, very technical negotiation between myself and myself at this juncture.

By: Sniffle

Sniffle — Thu, 20 Aug 2009 15:32:16 +0000

Michael died….. You shittin me brother? I thought I saw him in supermacs the other evening with Lorraine Keane. She was stuffing her face with garlic chips and a go large whopper thing, and a burger too. Mike was drinking water.

Are you covering Andrea’s wedding for VCM ? Or did she die too ?

By: Flann O'Coonassa

Flann O'Coonassa — Thu, 20 Aug 2009 15:07:37 +0000

I wouldn’t necessarily leave Joe Jackson hanging, but I certainly wouldn’t give him any “down low”, or anything on the rebound. It would be a straight high-five with no frills, covered in frost.

By: Native Minnow

Native Minnow — Thu, 20 Aug 2009 15:01:50 +0000

My lame claim to fame is that I was at a Halloween party, dressed as Axl Rose, and when I walked out of the kitchen, Joe Jackson was standing there. He looked at me, said, “Axl Rose, my man!” and gave me a fist bump. If I’d known then that he was worse than Hitler, I’d have definitely left him hanging.

By: Flann O'Coonassa

Flann O'Coonassa — Thu, 20 Aug 2009 14:31:47 +0000

I’ll go you one better VinnyK. I’ll ask Uri to channel Michael Jackson, to stitch Hitler a loaf and say “‘ave it…that’s from Emlyn Hughes…and to a lesser extent, the Jews.”

By: VinnyK

VinnyK — Thu, 20 Aug 2009 14:24:15 +0000

Flann,

You remind me of the Liverpool footballer Emlyn Hughes who called his son Emlyn (fair enough) and his daughter Emma-Lynn!

Hes dead now as well, God rest his soul, but maybe he can punch Hitler in the face? Will you ask Uri to channel this request to him?

Cheers…..