Comments on: Endangered Speedsies http://www.coddlepot.com/2009/08/24/endangered-speedsies/ Craic agus Ceol (warning: ceol not available. Craic may vary) Thu, 02 Feb 2012 15:45:59 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.9.2 hourly 1 By: Liv http://www.coddlepot.com/2009/08/24/endangered-speedsies/comment-page-1/#comment-1154 Liv Mon, 24 Aug 2009 19:54:17 +0000 http://www.coddlepot.com/?p=1008#comment-1154 Once they start with the whip-its, all hope is truly lost for Ireland. Once they start with the whip-its, all hope is truly lost for Ireland.

]]> By: Kevin http://www.coddlepot.com/2009/08/24/endangered-speedsies/comment-page-1/#comment-1149 Kevin Mon, 24 Aug 2009 14:40:51 +0000 http://www.coddlepot.com/?p=1008#comment-1149 Fucking typos get right on my tuts. Fucking typos get right on my tuts.

]]> By: Kevin http://www.coddlepot.com/2009/08/24/endangered-speedsies/comment-page-1/#comment-1148 Kevin Mon, 24 Aug 2009 14:24:00 +0000 http://www.coddlepot.com/?p=1008#comment-1148 Do people still do Angel Dust, I know it was big with my Gran and her bingo buds, but it seems to have died out. She used to get as a fucking kite. She once broke a priests jaw with one punch when he called out the wrong numbers. She was livid. Anyway, twas the highlight of their week to go the hall and get fucked up. Do people still do Angel Dust, I know it was big with my Gran and her bingo buds, but it seems to have died out. She used to get as a fucking kite. She once broke a priests jaw with one punch when he called out the wrong numbers. She was livid. Anyway, twas the highlight of their week to go the hall and get fucked up.

]]> By: Sweary http://www.coddlepot.com/2009/08/24/endangered-speedsies/comment-page-1/#comment-1147 Sweary Mon, 24 Aug 2009 13:55:55 +0000 http://www.coddlepot.com/?p=1008#comment-1147 Oh My God. That makes perfect sense, Conan. You think they could be behind it? There's definitely something very Irish about manufacturing illegal substances but not bothering to do anything of quality. Oh

My

God.

That makes perfect sense, Conan. You think they could be behind it? There’s definitely something very Irish about manufacturing illegal substances but not bothering to do anything of quality.

]]> By: Conan Drumm http://www.coddlepot.com/2009/08/24/endangered-speedsies/comment-page-1/#comment-1145 Conan Drumm Mon, 24 Aug 2009 13:35:54 +0000 http://www.coddlepot.com/?p=1008#comment-1145 Fucking recession-beating chemists and pharmacists... barely into a row with the HSE and they're churning out speed! Fucking recession-beating chemists and pharmacists… barely into a row with the HSE and they’re churning out speed!

]]> By: Sweary http://www.coddlepot.com/2009/08/24/endangered-speedsies/comment-page-1/#comment-1143 Sweary Mon, 24 Aug 2009 11:51:39 +0000 http://www.coddlepot.com/?p=1008#comment-1143 PCP? How 80s of you! That retro shit is soooo hawt right now. PCP?

How 80s of you! That retro shit is soooo hawt right now.

]]> By: Kevin http://www.coddlepot.com/2009/08/24/endangered-speedsies/comment-page-1/#comment-1142 Kevin Mon, 24 Aug 2009 11:25:51 +0000 http://www.coddlepot.com/?p=1008#comment-1142 What the fuck is this shit? Get yourself on some PCP, bitch! It's the way of the future. I killed a hobo in a fit of rage on it the other night. At least I think I did, might have been a phone box, or a cow, or a hallucination. What the fuck is this shit?

Get yourself on some PCP, bitch! It’s the way of the future. I killed a hobo in a fit of rage on it the other night. At least I think I did, might have been a phone box, or a cow, or a hallucination.

]]> By: Fat Sparrow http://www.coddlepot.com/2009/08/24/endangered-speedsies/comment-page-1/#comment-1138 Fat Sparrow Mon, 24 Aug 2009 08:43:23 +0000 http://www.coddlepot.com/?p=1008#comment-1138 Ha, I see your rusty wheel and raise you speed scraped off the side of a fiberglass bathtub, no extra charge for the fiberglass, of course. Ha, I see your rusty wheel and raise you speed scraped off the side of a fiberglass bathtub, no extra charge for the fiberglass, of course.

]]> By: Sweary http://www.coddlepot.com/2009/08/24/endangered-speedsies/comment-page-1/#comment-1137 Sweary Mon, 24 Aug 2009 07:13:23 +0000 http://www.coddlepot.com/?p=1008#comment-1137 Thanks, Mr. Waiter. We're really not all that discerning with how we get our illegal substances into ourselves, Sparra. Considering the speed was probably cut with powdered Brasso and engineered in the wheel well of a rusting tractor, you really <i>can't</i> be. Thanks, Mr. Waiter.

We’re really not all that discerning with how we get our illegal substances into ourselves, Sparra. Considering the speed was probably cut with powdered Brasso and engineered in the wheel well of a rusting tractor, you really can’t be.

]]> By: Fat Sparrow http://www.coddlepot.com/2009/08/24/endangered-speedsies/comment-page-1/#comment-1136 Fat Sparrow Mon, 24 Aug 2009 06:20:57 +0000 http://www.coddlepot.com/?p=1008#comment-1136 Oh god, the country's doomed. I come from the land of speed, San Bernardino County, the original home of speed and the bikers that cooked it up. Long, long before anyone else ever heard of speed, it was getting cooked up and dried in fiberglass bathtubs in trailer parks. Speed is awful, truly awful. Say what you want about coke-heads; at least they contribute to society. Speed fucks people up, fast. And heroin junkies? At least they're mainly out of commission. But speed squirrels? Fuck no, I just came from a late-night trip to our local Wal-Mart, which was full of toothless tweakers picking imaginary bugs off of their pustulant sores and shiftily eyeing people up to see who would be good to hit up for change, or were they possibly an alien overlord, all the while shrieking at their snot-nosed, unfed, unwashed offspring. Speed is bad. Unlike coke, it's hard to know what they're cutting it with, and every single thing in it is a hazardous substance. Dammit, does that mean when I go over, you guys are going to have the same stupid ban on all the good cold medicine, like what we have? And you know what? Never mind what they're cutting it with, they were doing lines off the top of a toilet tank? Eeeeeeuuuuuugggghhhhh! The germs! Doesn't anyone carry compact mirrors anymore? Oh god, the country’s doomed. I come from the land of speed, San Bernardino County, the original home of speed and the bikers that cooked it up. Long, long before anyone else ever heard of speed, it was getting cooked up and dried in fiberglass bathtubs in trailer parks. Speed is awful, truly awful. Say what you want about coke-heads; at least they contribute to society. Speed fucks people up, fast. And heroin junkies? At least they’re mainly out of commission. But speed squirrels? Fuck no, I just came from a late-night trip to our local Wal-Mart, which was full of toothless tweakers picking imaginary bugs off of their pustulant sores and shiftily eyeing people up to see who would be good to hit up for change, or were they possibly an alien overlord, all the while shrieking at their snot-nosed, unfed, unwashed offspring.

Speed is bad. Unlike coke, it’s hard to know what they’re cutting it with, and every single thing in it is a hazardous substance.

Dammit, does that mean when I go over, you guys are going to have the same stupid ban on all the good cold medicine, like what we have?

And you know what? Never mind what they’re cutting it with, they were doing lines off the top of a toilet tank? Eeeeeeuuuuuugggghhhhh! The germs! Doesn’t anyone carry compact mirrors anymore?

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