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By: Sad Uncle

Sad Uncle — Fri, 18 Sep 2009 19:59:21 +0000

Hi,what the hell are norks! Is it,(a)A Mexican dish.(b)A special waiter type walk.(c)A sort of short-hand verbal lingo that only waiters understand,or,(d)None of the above.
P.S.Please advise soon,because if it’s Mexican grub,I would like to get my teeth into a couple of norks!

By: cat

cat — Wed, 16 Sep 2009 12:32:12 +0000

thats my home town for ya, don’t piss with the wait staff!

By: Manuel The Waiter

Manuel The Waiter — Tue, 15 Sep 2009 10:54:19 +0000

Conan: I KNOW! Miscellany is where we make all our money, I don’t get it. I think that the “littel fucker” message was actually intended for the kitchen monkeys. Messages like that can be sent to them from most tills. I like to hurl my insults at chefs through the phone rather than on printed messages……phone messages can be denied…..

By: Conan Drumm

Conan Drumm — Tue, 15 Sep 2009 10:50:34 +0000

All that miscellaneous nothing for free! I particularly like “1 X Not Decided On Pudding”.

So the Kitchen is the Rock, and the floor is the Hard Place?

By: Manuel The Waiter

Manuel The Waiter — Tue, 15 Sep 2009 10:33:45 +0000

Daisyfae: no…god no….that would require effort and what have you…..we aren’t that sort of body…..

Fat Sparrow: I have large norks…..man norks……it really doesn’t help…..one can only imagine how shite it was

other Manuel: Hola to you too…….I feel that the only innocent victim in all this was the English language……

By: Manuel Estimulo

Manuel Estimulo — Tue, 15 Sep 2009 08:43:29 +0000

Hola Other Manuel–

You are only have to look at the photo to know that she IS a littell fucker.

Besos

Other Other Manuel

By: Fat Sparrow

Fat Sparrow — Tue, 15 Sep 2009 05:12:28 +0000

I am telling you, your life would have been so much easier if you had really large norks. I never had any problems with my customers, and always got great tips.

But never mind all that; why the frijoles were they trying to eat at a Mexican place in England, for fuck’s sake? That had to be really shite food.

By: daisyfae

daisyfae — Tue, 15 Sep 2009 02:52:11 +0000

oh, and here i thought you were all going to go on strike, form unions or start branshing rusty forks of justice for all bad customers…

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