Comments on: Take the Dunnes Test….

By: bigpileoduks

bigpileoduks — Mon, 28 Sep 2009 06:29:57 +0000

I used to work as a store detective for marks and spencer some years ago i was assigned to keep an eye on an employee who continually groped the male customers while measuring for suits

it was project lucy

i never knew the outcome i was reassigned

this was also in galway

By: Conan Drumm

Conan Drumm — Fri, 25 Sep 2009 11:09:33 +0000

The male in pack formation reaches the lowest common denominator faster than the speed of light. I don’t know why that is. I take it there were no women in either group?

By: Liath

Liath — Fri, 25 Sep 2009 00:06:19 +0000

Ah, me granny thinks that your colleague should rediscover the useful art of having a hatpin – or indeed a needle – about your person.

Anyone who makes their own clothes might wear a needle by accident, but who on earth would find occasion to brush their hand across one?

Sadly, Dunnes Stores don’t sell them : )

Now that I think about it, she did grow up in Galway …

By: Manuel The Waiter

Manuel The Waiter — Tue, 22 Sep 2009 22:45:10 +0000

too much pain to respond…..but rest assured i agree and/or am horrified…carry on

By: Lucy WithaY

Lucy WithaY — Tue, 22 Sep 2009 20:35:50 +0000

I had a Saturday job in Marks and Spencer when I was a young girlie of 16. They made me work in the menswear department.

Every Saturday, the same man came in “to get measured for a new suit”. He would leave afterwards, sweaty and palpitating, with not so much as a new pair of socks to his name.

Nasty old pervert that he was.

By: MaryAnn McCarra-Fitzpatrick

MaryAnn McCarra-Fitzpatrick — Tue, 22 Sep 2009 14:45:50 +0000

Well….

Some men….doesn’t matter where they’re from….will try to take a mile even when they aren’t even given the hint of an inch….and drink just exacerbates the problem.

Up Galway!!! I do miss Salt Hill…..

By: bendersbetterbrother

bendersbetterbrother — Tue, 22 Sep 2009 11:28:32 +0000

Sometimes I have to take clients out for a meal and drink. I find myself doing it less and less. The ones from the sticks are always the worst. It’s not just confined to men though and drunk leery groups of women are equally as menacing in my experience.

By: Flann O'Coonassa

Flann O'Coonassa — Tue, 22 Sep 2009 11:18:13 +0000

I think you misunderestimate (to use a Bushism) the amount of depravity to be found in a typical Dunnes Stores Manuel. I once saw a woman doing unspeakable things to a donkey in the household goods section.

‘Live and let live’ was my first reaction. But then the donkey turned the tables on the woman in question, and I had to intervene. You don’t know pain until you’ve been hoofed in the groin by an irate mule with an erection.

By: Sniffle

Sniffle — Tue, 22 Sep 2009 10:42:06 +0000

Cunts Manuel or aunts predicatively .

But bar the cunts .

@ Sparrow, working as a waitress in a cocktail bar , maybe ? When I met you ………..

And Dunnes and trousers – strawberries and cream – three pairs wide and short – €75 – sorted.

By: Manuel The Waiter

Manuel The Waiter — Tue, 22 Sep 2009 10:00:33 +0000

Cat: thank you……are some of you best friends from Galway too? hehehehehe