Comments on: Coddlescopes

By: Flann O'Coonassa

Flann O'Coonassa — Fri, 25 Sep 2009 20:51:29 +0000

Rua: My condolences on your (and our) forthcoming deaths.

Columbo: Sorry to hear about your murdered (by you) wife.

To recap: I’m sorry to hear about everything.

By: Columbo

Columbo — Fri, 25 Sep 2009 19:30:51 +0000

Aquarius also brought back hazy memories… perhaps it is accurate. Hard to say at this juncture. Fred.

By: Rua

Rua — Fri, 25 Sep 2009 17:28:28 +0000

spot on for Leo

By: Flann O'Coonassa

Flann O'Coonassa — Thu, 24 Sep 2009 10:40:45 +0000

Sniffle, those duds were penned by an imposter named ‘Flynn’. He’s also been masquerading as me at red-carpet affairs, sleeping with my wife, and being a father to children of mine that I’ve long-since shunned. My solicitor is looking into the situation.

By: Sniffle

Sniffle — Thu, 24 Sep 2009 10:37:23 +0000

Flann, last time out you predicted City would draw with United, that the Wizard would bestow Mary Coughlan her missing brain and Brian Lenihan a bit of backbone.

That’s three and zero as I see it.

By: Flann O'Coonassa

Flann O'Coonassa — Thu, 24 Sep 2009 09:53:36 +0000

Do not speak ill of the charts Sweary, for doing so awakens a moderately bad curse that ensures your shower system will never again offer an optimum temperature of water. Doomed ye’ll be, to inching the knob back and forward between glacier and inferno, for all eternity.

By: Sweary

Sweary — Thu, 24 Sep 2009 09:49:15 +0000

Many latter day charts can fuck right off.

By: Flann O'Coonassa

Flann O'Coonassa — Thu, 24 Sep 2009 08:16:04 +0000

Fat Sparrow: Eerily accurate, isn’t it? To the best of my knowledge, I’m still boasting a 100% success rate with my predictions.

Sweary: Ah Leo, the flatulent zodiac. Many latter day charts have forgone the depiction of a lion in favour of a whoopee cushion.

By: Sweary

Sweary — Thu, 24 Sep 2009 08:00:59 +0000

I object!

Why is it that my star sign is the only one predicting farting sessions?

By: Fat Sparrow

Fat Sparrow — Thu, 24 Sep 2009 07:39:26 +0000

As usual, my Sagittarius Coddlescope was dead on, even eerily so, as since we moved, there is a river nearby (a very, very rare thing in Southern California).