Ah old people, bless. I should say, before I go any further, that I like old people. I really really do. I aspire to be old people one day. It’s my only true ambition to …

Friends, readers, new mammies who typed cuddlepot.com incorrectly, I’d like to put to you a theory that you may find contentious, even contemptible.

According to a new poll – and don’t ask me where the poll was conducted, or what evil conglomerate commissioned it – the Irish moan for about 9.5 hours a week. Every week.

And I know …

Anybody who’s ever written an unofficial biography about you has died in mysterious circumstances. Why is that? 
Fred,
Dungavin

One of the big main problems with the world is the proliferancing of the sexual thoughts.  Everywhere you are look today, there is something that will make you think of sex, whether it is advertisings …

If I had to use one word to describe last week it would be, disagreeable. Very disagreeable. Yes that’s two words but it was a very disagreeable week punctuated with moments of hilarity, amusement, falling …