When is a nasty scum-sucking cunt not a nasty scum-sucking cunt?
When he’s addicted to heroin.

Like so many of his generation, Bob Geldof idolised me in the early 80s. He made no secret of modeling ‘The Boomtown Rats’ on my band, ‘The Council Estate Speckle-tailed Hamsters’.

There have been great escitement in Holy Pissing Ireland over the past couple of week all because the Sun have been dancing in the sky as was predict by the famous Dublin psychic faith healer …

It was late on Friday night and a waiter chum and I were killing the very dull minutes from when we had delivered the dessert menus into the hands of the sweaty grubby people (people …

While the rest of the country enjoys a bank holiday spent on the couch, absent-mindedly picking the sweat-residue from around the buttons on the Sky remote, down in Cork we’re celebrating our annual jazz festival.

Now look. I’ve said before that I wouldn’t know a GAA star if one booted me into a fondue pot, and like Brian Lenihan’s status on amihotornot.com, no amount of clever spin will ever change …

As a globally celebrated renaissance man, naturally I’ve gained the ear of many public figures throughout the decades. Often I’ve had occasion to correspond privately with these movers and shakers via email, text message, letters, …

I am being all very entertained this week by the amusing kerfuffle taking place in “Great” Britain where the liberal atheist communists at the BBC have taken seriously the idea of free speech for any …