Comments on: Interview with Beelzebub http://www.coddlepot.com/2009/10/08/interview-with-beelzebub/ Craic agus Ceol (warning: ceol not available. Craic may vary) Sun, 13 Jun 2010 16:05:16 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.9.2 hourly 1 By: Manuel http://www.coddlepot.com/2009/10/08/interview-with-beelzebub/comment-page-1/#comment-2817 Manuel Thu, 08 Oct 2009 22:17:08 +0000 http://www.coddlepot.com/?p=1360#comment-2817 hahahahahaha......I love these.... hahahahahaha……I love these….

]]> By: Flann O'Coonassa http://www.coddlepot.com/2009/10/08/interview-with-beelzebub/comment-page-1/#comment-2814 Flann O'Coonassa Thu, 08 Oct 2009 20:20:02 +0000 http://www.coddlepot.com/?p=1360#comment-2814 No Madraz, 'Satan', not 'Santa'. Though I did also interview Santa recently. A violent, violent sociopath. I wanted to publish the interview, but he said his elves would (I quote) "cut me". No Madraz, ‘Satan’, not ‘Santa’. Though I did also interview Santa recently. A violent, violent sociopath. I wanted to publish the interview, but he said his elves would (I quote) “cut me”.

]]> By: madraz http://www.coddlepot.com/2009/10/08/interview-with-beelzebub/comment-page-1/#comment-2809 madraz Thu, 08 Oct 2009 17:22:19 +0000 http://www.coddlepot.com/?p=1360#comment-2809 Never expected Santa to be so deranged...wonder what I'm getting for christmas this year. Hope its not a pitchfork ! Never expected Santa to be so deranged…wonder what I’m getting for christmas this year. Hope its not a pitchfork !

]]> By: Flann O'Coonassa http://www.coddlepot.com/2009/10/08/interview-with-beelzebub/comment-page-1/#comment-2806 Flann O'Coonassa Thu, 08 Oct 2009 12:33:39 +0000 http://www.coddlepot.com/?p=1360#comment-2806 I broached the Enya thing Radge, but he turned off the tape recorder and told me in no uncertain terms to "stay away from it". The exchange was strictly off-the-record of course. Bringing it on-the-record now obviously says a lot about my journalistic courage. I'll stop at nothing for a scoop, even if it means selling my sources down the river. I broached the Enya thing Radge, but he turned off the tape recorder and told me in no uncertain terms to “stay away from it”.

The exchange was strictly off-the-record of course. Bringing it on-the-record now obviously says a lot about my journalistic courage. I’ll stop at nothing for a scoop, even if it means selling my sources down the river.

]]> By: Radge http://www.coddlepot.com/2009/10/08/interview-with-beelzebub/comment-page-1/#comment-2805 Radge Thu, 08 Oct 2009 12:24:34 +0000 http://www.coddlepot.com/?p=1360#comment-2805 I'm a bit fucked off he never apologised for Enya. I’m a bit fucked off he never apologised for Enya.

]]> By: Flann O'Coonassa http://www.coddlepot.com/2009/10/08/interview-with-beelzebub/comment-page-1/#comment-2804 Flann O'Coonassa Thu, 08 Oct 2009 12:20:30 +0000 http://www.coddlepot.com/?p=1360#comment-2804 I hear you Maxi, he's far from a connoisseur. He offered me a snifter of what transpired to be cat's piss, peddled to him by some opportunistic afterlife-to-afterlife salesman. I hear you Maxi, he’s far from a connoisseur. He offered me a snifter of what transpired to be cat’s piss, peddled to him by some opportunistic afterlife-to-afterlife salesman.

]]> By: Flann O'Coonassa http://www.coddlepot.com/2009/10/08/interview-with-beelzebub/comment-page-1/#comment-2803 Flann O'Coonassa Thu, 08 Oct 2009 12:18:15 +0000 http://www.coddlepot.com/?p=1360#comment-2803 Pitchforks in the hands of a non-farmer is always a dead give away of unspeakable evil Rua. Just like a bazooka in the hands of a schoolboy is symptomatic of a) psychosis, and b) unnacceptable access to his father's unlocked bazooka cupboard. Pitchforks in the hands of a non-farmer is always a dead give away of unspeakable evil Rua. Just like a bazooka in the hands of a schoolboy is symptomatic of a) psychosis, and b) unnacceptable access to his father’s unlocked bazooka cupboard.

]]> By: Maxi Cane http://www.coddlepot.com/2009/10/08/interview-with-beelzebub/comment-page-1/#comment-2802 Maxi Cane Thu, 08 Oct 2009 12:09:07 +0000 http://www.coddlepot.com/?p=1360#comment-2802 Satan's a good guy really, if not a bit bat shit. I remember he left a message on my voicemail about the dinner party he was hosting. Something about wanting a bottle of 1972 organic bordeaux. The thing was that they didn't start mass producing "organic" wine until the early 90's so I was kind of stuck. I brouth a six back of blackcurrant Capri Sun's instead and he never knew the difference. Ruler of the damned he may be, but a wine buff he is not. Satan’s a good guy really, if not a bit bat shit.

I remember he left a message on my voicemail about the dinner party he was hosting. Something about wanting a bottle of 1972 organic bordeaux. The thing was that they didn’t start mass producing “organic” wine until the early 90’s so I was kind of stuck.

I brouth a six back of blackcurrant Capri Sun’s instead and he never knew the difference. Ruler of the damned he may be, but a wine buff he is not.

]]> By: Rua http://www.coddlepot.com/2009/10/08/interview-with-beelzebub/comment-page-1/#comment-2800 Rua Thu, 08 Oct 2009 11:50:11 +0000 http://www.coddlepot.com/?p=1360#comment-2800 I used to be play football with Percy's nephew, he was some centre back in his day. Lovely family too, though I always wondered why non-farmers needed so many pitchforks, now I know I used to be play football with Percy’s nephew, he was some centre back in his day. Lovely family too, though I always wondered why non-farmers needed so many pitchforks, now I know

]]> By: Flann O'Coonassa http://www.coddlepot.com/2009/10/08/interview-with-beelzebub/comment-page-1/#comment-2796 Flann O'Coonassa Thu, 08 Oct 2009 08:12:44 +0000 http://www.coddlepot.com/?p=1360#comment-2796 <b>Fat Sparrow:</b> Your theories on the directional vagaries of human sewerage disposal are interesting to me. Also, I wouldn't necessarily believe The Prince of Darkness on 'Gandhi'. I'd want to see dead marsupials before fully believing that yarn. <b>Columbo: </b> The fine print was disastrous. Apparently he not only now owns my soul for all eternity, but he also gets my CD collection. That's a Goddamned liberty in my book. <b>Sweary: </b> That's not an accompanying artists rendition. It's a photo, taken with a Kodak disposable camera. I took a closer shot, but the eyes came out red(der). Hate when that happens. Fat Sparrow: Your theories on the directional vagaries of human sewerage disposal are interesting to me. Also, I wouldn’t necessarily believe The Prince of Darkness on ‘Gandhi’. I’d want to see dead marsupials before fully believing that yarn.

Columbo: The fine print was disastrous. Apparently he not only now owns my soul for all eternity, but he also gets my CD collection. That’s a Goddamned liberty in my book.

Sweary: That’s not an accompanying artists rendition. It’s a photo, taken with a Kodak disposable camera. I took a closer shot, but the eyes came out red(der). Hate when that happens.

]]>