Comments on: The Spirit Was Willing, But The Facts Were Weak.

By: Sweary

Sweary — Sun, 25 Oct 2009 16:17:58 +0000

That’s a bit of a step down for you, Knudsen. Sure I thought you were bigger than God?

Thanks, Rua. Y’know, I always wondered how one becomes a ghost-writer. It sounds right up my street, but obviously in a shameful, shameful way.

By: Rua

Rua — Sat, 24 Oct 2009 11:33:16 +0000

hmmmm, this ghost writing business sounds like a handy little earner. You don’t need to think of an original story, won’t risk your reputation as an ‘artiste’ and are encouraged to write at a believably low level-where do I sign up?

lovin’this by the way

” as rural as a flat-capped ould fella chewing straw by a rusting gate”

solid.

By: Old Knudsen

Old Knudsen — Fri, 23 Oct 2009 17:14:47 +0000

Do people still write books? I’m writing a novel on Facebook which may take several years but when Dan Brown puts all the comments together and shows it to the History channel who will do a show on it I’ll be bigger than Nostrildamnus.

By: Sweary

Sweary — Fri, 23 Oct 2009 11:46:45 +0000

I love you.

By: Swe.Ge

Swe.Ge — Fri, 23 Oct 2009 10:31:34 +0000

” Do you know the Bible? It’s very good….Chapter 1, Genesis….”

By: Sweary

Sweary — Fri, 23 Oct 2009 10:00:44 +0000

Oh, no, Flann. I could hate til the cows come home. And not only til they come home, but til they come home, settle down, and start a market-garden business with a workforce of thirty-five.

Therese, I didn’t see you there, but y’know, I think that would be the wittiest thing Tadhg could do right now. I’d idolise him for it. It would rock like a fucking boulder.

By: Flann O'Coonassa

Flann O'Coonassa — Fri, 23 Oct 2009 09:40:44 +0000

You can’t hate them both, surely? That’s just too much hate.

By: Flann O'Coonassa

Flann O'Coonassa — Fri, 23 Oct 2009 09:40:12 +0000

Hold on Sweary, I’m confused. So you’re pro-Katie Price, but anti-Ghostwriting? Or is it vice-versa?

By: Sweary

Sweary — Fri, 23 Oct 2009 08:55:36 +0000

I’m saying it in a Michael-Palin-Holy-Grail voice.

“We want…. ANOTHER GRUBBERY!”

Thanks, Jimmy. Yeh ould pet, yeh.

By: Jimmy Bastard

Jimmy Bastard — Fri, 23 Oct 2009 08:26:59 +0000

Written very well, as usual, with at least a tongue in each cheek. The message behind your message is clear for all to see. It got my juices flowing better than any Peshwari naan, and a bucketful of the Magners ever could.

Oh you have the gift alreet… the “grubbery” word is already being bandied about the Transit with a nonchalant fervour you wouldn’t believe. Everytime I feast my eyes on a rounded bucket, or the slender curve of the oul cement mixer today, the Lisa woman and her words will be on the tip of my tongue.

See… You have the sweetness of the molasses dripping outta me already.