I did my Leaving Cert when I was sixteen years old, and I did reasonably well. Not as well as I should have, mind, what with having the motivation of a large, moss-infected boulder, but …

The Late Late Toy Show is on tonight. It is a truth I wish people would pay heed to that Christmas ads, trees, ditties and shopping trips are only acceptable after its broadcast; the Toy …

Aries (Mar 21 – Apr 19)
The term ‘Office Romance’ is redefined when a janitor discovers you having sex with a photocopier.

Behind You!!!!
I am not having been bothered to watch the useless football match last week between Ireland and France in Paris, France, if you remember, because I was say already back then that France would …

Wasn’t it the English patient physicist and all round massive brain, Sir Isaac Newtown that said, “To every action there is always an equal and opposite reaction”? I think it was. Cheers Isaac for stating …

It will come as no surprise to most of you that Ireland is a very small place. I say “most of you” because I have to accept that that Ireland is a very small place …

I don’t pride myself on being contrary, you know.
Granted, there are perhaps too many very popular, very well-loved things I completely detest. Bill Murray, for one. Milk. Leona Lewis. I would keep my mouth shut …

Me: Gentlemen. Thanks for sitting down with Coddlepot.
John: No problem.
Edward: Thanks for having us.
Simon: Coddle-who?