Comments on: For You Will Still Be Here To-Morro-ow, But Your Dreams May Not.

By: Manuel Estimulo

Manuel Estimulo — Sun, 08 Nov 2009 18:37:04 +0000

Hola Sweary!

No.

Besos

Manuel

By: Sweary

Sweary — Sun, 08 Nov 2009 17:49:48 +0000

Is it ok if other people touch my bottom, Manuel?

Vince, I don’t know. I guess I’m just unpopular. God, it’s like being 16 all over again. I’ma cut maself!

By: Manuel Estimulo

Manuel Estimulo — Sat, 07 Nov 2009 18:18:54 +0000

Hola Sweary!

As a 53-year-old man I am can able to give you the 28-year-old advice I had wish I am know.

Burn the uniforms and high heels. If the police are asking, the bullwhip and taser are for personal use only.

Visit your priest more often. It will make you look well in the eye of God and also you will pick up useful smuggling tips.

Do not touch your bottom.

Besos

Manuel

By: Vincent

Vincent — Sat, 07 Nov 2009 07:28:15 +0000

what has happened to the 27million comments you used to get. I would have thought this essay would have been gold.

By: Sweary

Sweary — Fri, 06 Nov 2009 09:56:22 +0000

Sssh, you.

Daisyfae, is it wrong for me to laugh at your Neil-Youngingness? You were so … very.

Jimmy, like all good Catholics, I have two mothers - the mother who raised me and the sister who turned out to be my real mother. Which will I turn out like? Both like country music and one has an unhealthy interest in the True Crime channel.

True, Vince. Giving a shit at that age is such a waste of hormones.

By: Swe.Ge

Swe.Ge — Fri, 06 Nov 2009 09:46:04 +0000

Watch out for 38yr old wasters…

By: Vincent

Vincent — Fri, 06 Nov 2009 09:15:23 +0000

The only good advise I would give my teenage self, give even less of a shit what other people thought than you did at the time.

By: Jimmy Bastard

Jimmy Bastard — Fri, 06 Nov 2009 06:09:57 +0000

Curly, I was gonnae mention those slacks some time ago, but you was too busy going all googly-eyed with the dancing and the slavering over that Tony Mortimer eejit.

Your da was reet about that ghost by the way. It’s funny really, the way ‘Sweary’ and ’spirits’ seem to go hand in hand.

If it’s youself your wanting to see in the future, just take a swatch at your mammy, for there lies your future self in all its glory.

By: Letter to my 16-year-old self… « Trailer Park Refugee

Letter to my 16-year-old self… « Trailer Park Refugee — Fri, 06 Nov 2009 04:43:11 +0000

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By: daisyfae

daisyfae — Fri, 06 Nov 2009 02:03:15 +0000

i need to drop a line to the 16 year old dumpy Neil Young doppelganger of my youth. and at 47, i’m going to have to have a short talking to with my 30 year old mid-life crisis self, as she was a bit early with the breakdown…

love this. thanks…