Did you not get chips with it?

Baby Jesus, meek and mild
Bless the faithful with your smile
Holy Jesus, sacred child
Keep us safe from all things vile
Down from heaven, into manger
Out from slick and slimy thighs
Blood and …

Ah it’s nearly upon us, Christmas 2009 – “This time I’m getting a room”. Friday just past was Black Friday or as it also known, Black Eyed Friday to us waiters and bar staff. It’s …

One of my colleagues, in typically sniggery fashion, photocopied a guide to  office Christmas party etiquette and handed it to each of us in preparation for our staff night out, last Friday. And it was …

Just to get it out of the way, I’m going to start by telling you that I’m not surprised that the Bishop of Limerick has had to resign over his atrocious mishandling of child sex …

You were the darling of the adult movie industry, until your accident. Will we ever see you in front of the camera again?

You may not have see in the news because the liberal communists who run the media deliberately downplay the kerfuffle, but well-known Italian paramour and sex god Silvio Berlusconi was dreadfully hospitalized the other day …

Okay this is the last instalment and in many respects it’s just as important, maybe more important, than all the other wonderful life saving advice I have given you so far this month already.
There are …

I don’t know when or why I first started hating milk. Presumably I drank it as a smallie – I hardly started off on hot ports and sausage sandwiches, despite what my figure suggests – …