Over a period of around 4 million years, the Roman Catholic Church have manage to build up an unrival record of anti-Semitism, misogyny, homophobia, moralizing hypocrisy, secrecy, accumulation of vast quantities of material wealth, unquestionable authority, crusading against the infidel, intolerance, converting of heathens, absence of accountability and transparency, support for fascism and the forces of reaction, cultural imperialism in the guise of missionary and charitable works, snooping, spying, surveillance of the private activities of millions of people, torture, brainwashing, stifling of dissent, corporal punishment of minors, a prurient, morbid obsession with sex, and a ferocious contempt for the opinions, views, and values of the majority of the world’s human beings.  And ALL of this is now in danger of being discredited, just because of one government report that intrude upon the Church’s activities and which is not liking what it is finding.  Is totally a big disgrace!

Si! He Have Grown Horns!!

One thing I am sure I can say without fear of contradistinction is that this would NEVER have happen under the watch of the True Pope, John Paul Mark Two. He would not have allow any such investigation into the Church’s private affairs. Indeed, it is a sad indictment of the way the usurper Bendedict has run the Church into the ground that this investigation ever took off in the first place. Long gone, it would seem, are the halcyon days of lovely old Holy Ireland when the bishop could rely upon the discretion of the Gardaí and local TDs not to create a kerfuffle about some unfortunate transgression of national and natural law providing that the offending priest could be relocate and the victims’ relatives intimidate or otherwise mollified. Obviously, democracy must take some of the blame for this, as well as universal education, which have raise espectations among the ignorant populace to unsustainable levels and also enable them to give voice to their petty grievances, such as hunger, injustice, inequality, oppression and so on. But also we cannot omit the hand of Satan, who have clearly tempted the priests to yield to their carnal desires, unnatural desires that I doubt very much they had ever even imagined possible until Satan put them in their heads. Priests, after all, are asexual people, which is why so many women enjoy their company. Not like nuns. Nuns are filthy.

You could almost say , if you was so incline, that they was Satan’s hands that was engage in doing all the dirty work, holding the priests’ hands, and also the priest’s other bits, doing so in the full knowledge that it would bring the Church into such disrepute when the facts was being made public, as Satan knew they would be. Eventually.

And you know, what we have heard so far may only be the thin edd of the wenge. As the Irish writer Tintin O’Foole has wisely observe in his new book, Ship of Tools, Ireland is a country with a First-world economy but a Third-world polity, still based on nepotism, cronyism, bad glad-handing, sad hand-shandies, shady back-handers, and offshore bank-handlers. Imagine what the country would be like if it had transparency and accountability!! We would be espose to a full cabinet of horrors of complicity, publicity, duplicity, and lubricity.

Fortunately, there is some hope on the horizon, in the shape of Ireland’s government deficit, which is something like €15 billion and which will knock the country back into the Feckin Dark Ages.  This long-awaited and much-to-be-desired retreat to Feudalism will concentrate minds wonderfully, I think, and the widespread poverty that the government is promise to share out to everyone will mean that once again they will all be dependent on the charity and benevolence of the Church, if it is so minded. I fully espect to see once again the blessed people of Ireland throwing themselves on the mercy and the lap of the bishop, begging forgiveness for their insolence in ever questioning the Church’s authority and right to do as it please. It will not be long before they are once again the most pious, humble, desperate, submissive and obedient peoples in all of Europe.

By the way, it is also worth that I point out that the health of the Catholic Church will not in the long run be affect by whatever happen in Ireland, regardless of the malign efforts of the usurper Bendedict, thanks to the massive strides that are being now made by the Church in Africa, where there are fresh pickings aplenty. Chad alone has 6 billion innocent benighted souls labouring under the yolk of Islam and unaware that they are in mortal peril of suffering an eternity of damnation with flames licking at their nether regions unless they put some clothes on and shape up. Already the poor ignorant savages of Africa have show themselves to be receptive to the most conservative version of Catholicism, which is a source of hope for us all.   They are undoubtedly where the future lie, and we should be unafraid to be optimistic that the Church’s empire on Earth is only going to espand in the decades ahead. In fact, even if the current generation are slow on the uptake and too old to understand the significance of the message the priests are bringing them, I am sure that their children will be a different story altogether, and we will be able to look forward to yet another new chapter in the Church’s unparalleled history of salvation.  Is enough to bring a smile to the face of any priest!