Comments on: Dear Flann: Readers’ mailbag

By: mucker

mucker — Sat, 29 May 2010 20:02:28 +0000

What happened Flann? We miss your posts

By: Flann O'Coonassa

Flann O'Coonassa — Fri, 11 Dec 2009 09:43:16 +0000

The thing is, the mule doesn’t know that Kurt. All mules dream of big families, and we have no way to communicate to them the awful truth.

By: Kurt

Kurt — Fri, 11 Dec 2009 06:59:43 +0000

Flann,

If mules are sterile, what’s the damn point?

By: Flann O'Coonassa

Flann O'Coonassa — Thu, 10 Dec 2009 10:54:12 +0000

Galwaywegian, may I suggest platypus as a scrumptious alternative to turkey and ham? It’s hard to come by, but believe me when I say it tastes like chicken would taste if chicken tasted like chocolate.

By: galwaywegian

galwaywegian — Thu, 10 Dec 2009 10:50:54 +0000

Oh! DEAR FLANN, Sorry. I thought it was DEER FLAN. I was looking up seasonal alternatives to turkey and ham and thought, now there’s a nice festive alternative to turkey and ham.

By: Flann O'Coonassa

Flann O'Coonassa — Thu, 10 Dec 2009 10:09:28 +0000

To the best of my knowledge Manuel. Though I wasn’t there when he was assaulted (cough).

By: Manuel Estimulo

Manuel Estimulo — Thu, 10 Dec 2009 09:14:03 +0000

Hola Flann!

When they were find Rubik’s mangled body, were all the red bits on the same side?

Besos

Manuel

By: Flann O'Coonassa

Flann O'Coonassa — Thu, 10 Dec 2009 09:02:49 +0000

Exactly Old Knudsen. In a perfect world, not knowing the difference between a mule and donkey would not only fail you in school, but disqualify you from ever gaining employment or attending college. We have to be tough on mule ignorance.

I also agree about Bruce Lee. ‘Be like Chainsaw’ would surely have been far more potent than ‘Be like water.’ Water has never harmed anyone (tsunamis and drownings notwithstanding).

By: Old Knudsen

Old Knudsen — Thu, 10 Dec 2009 02:39:57 +0000

Its disgusts Old Knudsen that people today don’t know the difference between a donkey or mule it shows you the gaps in education and why is this not being taught at schools?

Old Knudsen once threw his curly wurly at Camilla and she loved it.

Bruce Lee talked a load of old bollocks “be like water” no my little inscrutable dead friend be like a half brick.