Is the End of the World. Hooray!

Is Sister Hermann Maria and the Orphanage Fire which She Alone Predict!
Is my very great pleasure today to present for to you the annual apocalyptic predictions from Sister Hermann Marie Assumpta, the well-known hallucinating mystic …

Jack Of All Trades, Master Of Ho-Hum

It will come as no surprise to most of you that Ireland is a very small place. I say “most of you” because I have to accept that that Ireland is a very small place …

A Christmas Prayer

Did you not get chips with it?

Baby Jesus, meek and mild
Bless the faithful with your smile
Holy Jesus, sacred child
Keep us safe from all things vile
Down from heaven, into manger
Out from slick and slimy thighs
Blood and …

Christmas Stuffing…

Ah it’s nearly upon us, Christmas 2009 – “This time I’m getting a room”. Friday just past was Black Friday or as it also known, Black Eyed Friday to us waiters and bar staff. It’s …

Stop! Self-Flagellation Time!

One of my colleagues, in typically sniggery fashion, photocopied a guide to  office Christmas party etiquette and handed it to each of us in preparation for our staff night out, last Friday. And it was …