Articles by Flann O'Coonassa
You were the darling of the adult movie industry, until your accident. Will we ever see you in front of the camera again?
In the latest instalment of my ‘Final Page’ series (see previous instalments here), I now present the last page of my courtroom drama ‘12 Angry Gobshites’.
Aries (Mar 21 – Apr 19)
The term ‘Office Romance’ is redefined when a janitor discovers you having sex with a photocopier.
Me: Gentlemen. Thanks for sitting down with Coddlepot.
John: No problem.
Edward: Thanks for having us.
Simon: Coddle-who?
Earlier this year I conceived of a brilliant scheme to exploit a bunch of washed-up celebrities as dog’s body labourers. I contacted some agents and pitched a (fake) TV pilot that tasked “celebrities” with renovating …
Like so many of his generation, Bob Geldof idolised me in the early 80s. He made no secret of modeling ‘The Boomtown Rats’ on my band, ‘The Council Estate Speckle-tailed Hamsters’.
