Boobs.
They’re soft, they’re bouncy, and half the world has a pair; it’s very difficult not to be a fan of teh boobage, let’s face it. Even if you don’t find them sexually appealing, even if …

Here is a picture of a happy-go-lucky homeless urchin on a Madrid street corner. See how sophisticated and cool he looks.
Now look again.
Yes. He is cool and sophisticated because he is smoking a …

Halloween, and there were no egg missiles.
No fireworks. No trick-or-treating teenagers with personalities so dire, their Scream masks made them considerably more attractive. No bonfires. No dogs trying to swallow their own tails as bangers …

As a globally celebrated renaissance man, naturally I’ve gained the ear of many public figures throughout the decades. Often I’ve had occasion to correspond privately with these movers and shakers via email, text message, letters, …

Sunday morning and all was not well in my world. I was tired and cranky and needed a bottle, preferably high end gin. This bout of entirely predictable bellyaching was brought on by the twin …

At the time of writing, I am after five full years of marriage, and two full glasses of Merlot.

And, y’know, it’s been great. There have been tears, laughter, tears of laughter, and heart-bursting declarations of …

I was reminded on Saturday night of a post I wrote, in another place, about what the collective noun is for waiters. It was sparked by a conversation with a guest who had yet to …

Oh, woe is me. I’ve just spent the last two and a half days in bed with Mild Flu. Even woe-er is me, Mild Flu is not the same of our Trinidadian pool boy … …