There was a terrible loud huge banging on my front door that wake me up last Thursday afternoon which make me think for certain that the anarchist police had come for me and which therefore …

Having had a long and sweaty day at work on Friday I was more than just a little disappointed to get home and find The Cousin’s chum/partner in menace John ‘the baby’ Barton and The …

Embittered hag that I am, I was not moved by the recent story that swine flu had claimed its first victim in Iraq.
“I’m sure,” scoffed I, “that the Iraqi people have more alarming dangers to …

A highly irregular feature, on this occasion featuring the incomparable work of Khmer Rouge Strippergram’s Prenderghast

Me: God, thanks for taking the time to speak with Coddle Pot.
God: No problem.
Me: We know you’re busy.
God: Hmmm? Oh…yeah, sure.

After they read my objective and accurate description of France last week on this very site, the French Tourist Board was being so impressed that they invite me to come to their country’s capital, Paris, …

“You looked like a wanker!”, exclaimed my unemployed/unemployable rock star friend as he tried not to choke on his piri-piri prawns during lunch. He couldn’t stop himself from either laughing or eating which inevitably lead …

With it being a long weekend, we’ve been partying at Swearing Towers, beering and boozing and singing and coming to blows over who was the best Batman. And as such, I’m hungover.