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The Thick
November 20, 2009 – 12:01 am | 19 Comments
The Thick

I don’t pride myself on being contrary, you know.
Granted, there are perhaps too many very popular, very well-loved things I completely detest. Bill Murray, for one. Milk. Leona Lewis. I would keep my mouth shut …

Interview with Jedward and Simon Cowell
November 19, 2009 – 5:04 am | 7 Comments
Interview with Jedward and Simon Cowell

Me: Gentlemen. Thanks for sitting down with Coddlepot.
John: No problem.
Edward: Thanks for having us.
Simon: Coddle-who?

Tennis: A Ball Game, A Mind Game, A Sex Game
November 18, 2009 – 12:01 am | 4 Comments
Tennis:  A Ball Game, A Mind Game, A Sex Game

Everyone in the Estímulo household this week am being debating the news that lithe, musculing Majorcan Raphael Nadal is to be back leading the Spanish team in the final of the David Cup tennis tournament …

Trust me, I’m a Waiter…..
November 17, 2009 – 12:00 am | 10 Comments
Trust me, I’m a Waiter…..

One of the most fear inducing phone calls a waiter can get goes like this, “Hello what time is the latest we can get a table for a dinner?” Late supper eh? BOLLOCKS, I have …

Game Season
November 16, 2009 – 12:01 am | 15 Comments
Game Season

People do like to spin drama around themselves, don’t they? Drawing castles in the air, except … castles under siege and with buttresses falling off all over the gaff. You know what I mean. Anything …

Making Tits Of Us All
November 13, 2009 – 12:01 am | 12 Comments
Making Tits Of Us All

Boobs.
They’re soft, they’re bouncy, and half the world has a pair; it’s very difficult not to be a fan of teh boobage, let’s face it. Even if you don’t find them sexually appealing, even if …

Dear Flann: Readers’ mailbag
November 12, 2009 – 2:26 am | 6 Comments
Dear Flann: Readers’ mailbag

 
Bonjour Flann,

Je déteste David Hasselhoff.

Last of the Summer Wxxk……
November 11, 2009 – 12:00 am | 8 Comments
Last of the Summer Wxxk……

Saturday morning and all was well. Little Miss Manuel had offed herself to work for some some generously paid overtime and I was living the good life of the modern chap and doing the shopping. …