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A Bastard’s For Life, Not Just For Rehab
October 30, 2009 – 12:01 am | 10 Comments
A Bastard’s For Life, Not Just For Rehab

When is a nasty scum-sucking cunt not a nasty scum-sucking cunt?
When he’s addicted to heroin.

When the Sun Dance in the Sky, It is Mean False Pope Must Die
October 28, 2009 – 12:01 am | 13 Comments
When the Sun Dance in the Sky, It is Mean False Pope Must Die

There have been great escitement in Holy Pissing Ireland over the past couple of week all because the Sun have been dancing in the sky as was predict by the famous Dublin psychic faith healer …

Bigot Baiting Should be an Olympic Sport for London 2012
October 27, 2009 – 12:00 am | 10 Comments
Bigot Baiting Should be an Olympic Sport for London 2012

It was late on Friday night and a waiter chum and I were killing the very dull minutes from when we had delivered the dessert menus into the hands of the sweaty grubby people (people …

No Platforms for Fetishists!
October 21, 2009 – 12:01 am | 23 Comments
No Platforms for Fetishists!

I am being all very entertained this week by the amusing kerfuffle taking place in “Great” Britain where the liberal atheist communists at the BBC have taken seriously the idea of free speech for any …

Anger Banger
October 19, 2009 – 12:04 am | 11 Comments
Anger Banger

Ah, wrath is indeed the deadliest sin.
Now I want you all to say that in a Northside Dublin accent.
“Wrath is indeed the deadliest sin.”
Irish readers should know what I mean by now, but if you’re …

Mr. Pinky’s Perkies
October 9, 2009 – 12:02 am | 14 Comments
Mr. Pinky’s Perkies

There was once a public servant called John O’Donoghue.
He was stuffy of collar and puce of visage, as chunky as a tree trunk and as stubborn, too. He had the restraint of a boy king …

Hedonism Schism
October 5, 2009 – 12:01 am | 7 Comments
Hedonism Schism

We got to talking about designer drugs the other day.

I wouldn’t be too hot on the subject myself; to me, mephedrone sounds like a particularly humourless Transformer. Besides, I’m not one for designer anything; all …

Take the Dunnes Test….
September 22, 2009 – 12:00 am | 21 Comments
Take the Dunnes Test….

I was in Dunnes Stores the other day on the hunt for a new pair of cheap trousers for work. Finding black trousers that are both generous in waist and short in length is no …