Ah it’s nearly upon us, Christmas 2009 – “This time I’m getting a room”. Friday just past was Black Friday or as it also known, Black Eyed Friday to us waiters and bar staff. It’s …

You were the darling of the adult movie industry, until your accident. Will we ever see you in front of the camera again?

Okay this is the last instalment and in many respects it’s just as important, maybe more important, than all the other wonderful life saving advice I have given you so far this month already.
There are …

Did you really invent the Rubik’s cube?

Lucy,
Portsmouth

Following on from last week’s warnings of the apocalyptic doom that is the office christmas party I offer you today further advice in how to survive the office christmas party. Let’s start with the CHRISTMAS …

It’s four weeks to Christmas. Twenty three and a half days from now it will all be over for another year. I say 23 and a half because it’s all over by tea-time really, isn’t …

I did my Leaving Cert when I was sixteen years old, and I did reasonably well. Not as well as I should have, mind, what with having the motivation of a large, moss-infected boulder, but …

Behind You!!!!
I am not having been bothered to watch the useless football match last week between Ireland and France in Paris, France, if you remember, because I was say already back then that France would …