Articles tagged with: michael jackson
In his first interview since dying, the King of Pop Michael Jackson sits down for a chin-wag with Coddle Pot, via the psychic ducting of Uri Geller’s frontal lobe. I shit you not. Enjoy!
I hear you were a qualified doctor in the 60s. If medicine is a vocation, why did you stop practising?
Dorothy,
Sydney
It was simple maths Dorothy. A medical review board determined that patients were sixty-five times …
What a shitty time poor Farah Fawcett had yesterday! To be interrupted in your induction into Heaven’s heavenly regiments by bawls of…
“Holy Jesus, is that Michael fucking Jackson?”
“O.M.GEEEE I think it is! Out of the …



