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Interview with Michael Jackson (via Uri Geller)
August 20, 2009 – 2:49 am | 20 Comments
Interview with Michael Jackson (via Uri Geller)

In his first interview since dying, the King of Pop Michael Jackson sits down for a chin-wag with Coddle Pot, via the psychic ducting of Uri Geller’s frontal lobe. I shit you not. Enjoy!

Dear Flann: Readers’ mailbag
July 22, 2009 – 11:59 pm | 20 Comments
Dear Flann: Readers’ mailbag

 
I hear you were a qualified doctor in the 60s. If medicine is a vocation, why did you stop practising?

Dorothy,
Sydney
It was simple maths Dorothy. A medical review board determined that patients were sixty-five times …

Glaston-Wary?
June 26, 2009 – 12:15 am | 22 Comments
Glaston-Wary?

What a shitty time poor Farah Fawcett had yesterday! To be interrupted in your induction into Heaven’s heavenly regiments by bawls of…
“Holy Jesus, is that Michael fucking Jackson?”
“O.M.GEEEE I think it is! Out of the …